pizzas + M&m for a birthday cake this is true life
These people have no concept of even the most basic physics.
We were talking about Shakespeare in English class and the tradition of throwing tomatoes when the actors are bad. Well it turns out, back then people thought tomatoes were poisonous, and so people would aim at the actors mouth and try to kILL THEM WHEN THEY WERE BAD AT ACTING OMG
"But Kendall, you should be cautious. Just make sure you lock the doors and stuff whenever you gotta change."
Kim Kardashian tells Brody Jenner about Kanye West’s arrest when he attacked a paparazzo at LAX in 2013, proving that her husband is the king of everything.